things I do not love:

Today was my required physical exam for the renewal of my teaching contract. First they measured my height and weight (Korea has this nifty machine that whacks you on the top of your head to measure height). Then they measured my bra size (?!?). Then they measured my vision and hearing and took an X-ray of my chest. Then they drew my blood (to test for HIV), and then they handed me a modest-looking paper cup to pee in and told me to bring it back and set it on the desk when I was done. It was the least ceremonious and least sanitary urine sample I've ever participated in.

But seriously, why did they measure my chest? I just can't think of a medical reason for it.