I heard you say it. Will my iced Americano be special now? Don't assume I'm not taking bus number 9. These days I function at 10% but I didn't need evening class to learn 외국인.

I know you noticed the long skirt I wore last week Friday. Stop watching me. If you have not been my friend until now then it is too late. There are too many things I will no longer explain. It's true that I do not wear short skirts; it's because I'm hiding something.

Do not project your desire for a foreign lover onto me. I will not marry your son. You think I look better with long hair, don't you? I will not marry your church's best choirboy. I know

you have decided I'm lonely but it is not the kind you've imagined. I know you have good reason to think I do not speak your language.