I heard you say it. Will my iced Americano be special now? Don't assume I'm not taking bus number 9. These days I function at 10% but I didn't need evening class to learn 외국인.
I know you noticed the long skirt I wore last week Friday. Stop watching me. If you have not been my friend until now then it is too late. There are too many things I will no longer explain. It's true that I do not wear short skirts; it's because I'm hiding something.
Do not project your desire for a foreign lover onto me. I will not marry your son. You think I look better with long hair, don't you? I will not marry your church's best choirboy. I know
you have decided I'm lonely but it is not the kind you've imagined. I know you have good reason to think I do not speak your language.
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Sounds like this is the person you should ask to translate your Korean FetLife messages...?
ahahahahaha
there were several people rankling me, but if only she (the main one) spoke English. Though, there's also the slight complicating factor that (depending on the content of the message) my whole school would fairly quickly find out something very personal about me.
(if the fact that I have a FetLife account in the first place isn't personal enough)
At least, I bet she would stop trying to get you to marry her son.
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